Ben: “Why’s the toilet blue??”
Me : “Because I just cleaned it Ben.”
Ben: “Do you smell that? It smells soooooo good.”
That boy likes things clean and free of germs and never been touched by anyone else. He’s turning into a bit of a germaphobe to be honest. But he’s still just a boy, because his next line was:
“Look! Now it’s yellow!”
Clean toilets don’t last long around here.