I heard my four year old and two year old having a conversation the other morning. This is how part of it went:
“I being a ghost-es. Dey is geen.”
“No Ollie. Ghosts aren’t green. They’re white.”
“Oh. I forgot. Dey is white. What shapes is zombies?”
Ghosts and zombie talk at age 2 and 4. They obviously have super classy parents.