Seth made this poster about himself at school. One of the sections was “if I could wish for three things:”.
Here’s what Seth wishes for:
Yes, he wishes his brother was faster (all the better to play with, I guess?) and yes, for a pet dragon. Obviously. But he also wishes for toxic waste?
Neil and I were slightly confused by this, so naturally pressed Seth for clarification. We were relieved to hear that Seth was not, in fact, referring to a waste material that can cause death, injury or birth defects to living creatures, but was actually wishing for a type of very sour candy called Toxic Waste.