This is an actual conversation I had with my three year old daughter yesterday morning:
Ivy, you need to sleep in your own bed. You are coming to my bed every night and waking me up.
Well, it’s an accident that I came in your bed.
No. Getting out of your bed and walking to my room and then getting in my bed is not an accident.
Don’t be a jerk.
I mean, I have no words.
And this morning she brought me the heat pack and asked me to “put the hotness back in it.”
Oh darling, don’t you ever grow up.
But quit calling me a jerk.